1 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:37,570 NICK: You think you've had a bad day at work? 2 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:39,656 I think I got you beat. 3 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:41,611 (LAUGHS) 4 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:43,021 (YELLS) 5 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:45,417 That's not me. 6 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:49,660 Nope, that's my partner. 7 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:51,621 (LAUGHING) 8 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,211 (GRUNTING) 9 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:00,697 Suck it! 10 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:02,850 There I am. 11 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,410 Three or four days ago, I didn't know this world existed. 12 00:01:08,930 --> 00:01:10,694 (GRUNTS) But three or four days ago, 13 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,898 I wasn't in the Rest In Peace Department. 14 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,740 Boo! (EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE) 15 00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:09,141 (BOTH LAUGHING) 16 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,973 I heard you coming a mile away. 17 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:15,381 Look at this, French girl gets the drop on Boston's finest. 18 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:17,420 You got the drop on me, huh? Mmm-hmm. 19 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,174 But I feel like a genius right now. 20 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:20,940 I couldn't have planned this better. 21 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:23,491 Well, genius, there is an orange tree in the backyard. 22 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,494 How did that get there? 23 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:30,652 Oh, yeah, there is an orange tree in the backyard. 24 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,016 How weird. 25 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:33,776 Hmm. 26 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:36,181 I don't know how it got here. 27 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,661 Me neither. 28 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:39,494 You know it's a symbol of prosperity, don't you? 29 00:02:39,650 --> 00:02:40,856 No, I've never heard that. 30 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:42,250 His,yeah. Ask anyone in Florida. 31 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,570 No, you're crazy. 32 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,698 This tree is never gonna make it through the winter. 33 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:48,572 We might not make it through the winter 34 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,971 in this freezing little house! 35 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,701 I love our freezing little house. 36 00:02:53,810 --> 00:02:54,971 You do, do you? 37 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,178 Mmm-hmm. Yeah? 38 00:02:57,850 --> 00:02:59,534 But don't you want more? 39 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,091 You're always worried about money. 40 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,854 Don't you want a real house? A car? 41 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:05,775 I don't worry about money, you do. 42 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:08,171 I have everything I need right here. 43 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,816 My husband, with me. 44 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,214 Well, you'll always have that. 45 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:24,531 I gotta go to work. 46 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:26,374 I'll tell you when you can go to work. 47 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,578 Oh, really? Mmm-hmm. 48 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:37,178 (SMAC KS) Hey! 49 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:40,291 Watch that ankle. I love you, baby. 50 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:44,651 Bye. Love you. 51 00:04:01,290 --> 00:04:03,338 Got my picture in a trophy case, I see. 52 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,299 Look at that. Already immortalized. 53 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:08,499 Right place, right time. What can I say? 54 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:10,334 Hey, Bobby. Hey. 55 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,656 Murph! Jesus, get a robe or something. 56 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,773 You're asking too much of that towel. 57 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,177 Morning, partner. Morning. 58 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:21,095 Hey, guys. 59 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,854 Love to have you at the union meeting Monday. BOTH: Oh! 60 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,455 No, no! Sweet Jesus, Murphy. 61 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:26,578 I will shoot that thing. (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 62 00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:27,811 That's pretty devastating. 63 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:30,416 It's gonna be a while before I get that image out. 64 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:33,417 Hey, what did you do with yours? 65 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:37,294 (WHISPERS) I buried it. Really? 66 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,416 I thought you were joking about that. But it's not the worst idea. 67 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:42,777 It's gold, you bury it. Right? 68 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:47,020 Listen, Bobby. 69 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:48,771 I'm out. 70 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,332 (SCOFFS) You're out? 71 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:52,531 Look. 72 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,130 Nothing has to change for you. 73 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:57,941 You do whatever you want, but I'm putting mine in evidence. It's done. 74 00:04:58,170 --> 00:05:00,901 (WHISPERS) Nicky, I said I would move it for us. 75 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:02,210 I'll take care of everything. 76 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,570 That's not what I'm talking about, Bobby. 77 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:06,540 I'm talking about the way she looked at me this morning, 78 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:07,611 I knew. 79 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:11,217 Look, we went in there to make a drug bust, which we did. 80 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,378 We didn't expect this gold to fall into our laps. 81 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:15,293 We weren't looking for it, but it happened. 82 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:18,979 The way I see it, you do it for Julia. 83 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:21,291 For your future together. It's simple. 84 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:23,611 No, she's happy. I'm not gonna risk that. 85 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:27,294 I'm sorry, buddy. 86 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:30,821 (SIGHS) 87 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:32,977 You're right. 88 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,458 I hate it when you're right. 89 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:39,299 We gotta turn the whole thing in. 90 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,132 There goes the speedboat. 91 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:43,416 Look. 92 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:46,138 You don't have to worry, I'm not wagging my finger at you. 93 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,416 You do whatever you want to do. 94 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,658 No, it's bothering me, too. 95 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,054 So, let's grow old and poor together. 96 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:54,701 Listen up, we got Garza. We got an address. 97 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:57,377 Wait, you got Garza? You got actual eyes on him? 98 00:05:57,450 --> 00:05:59,100 An informant gave up his whole meth operation. 99 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:00,541 He's there, we got him. 100 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:03,211 Okay, we're in business, partner. 101 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,338 Get another picture in the trophy case. 102 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:14,255 You know how long we've been waiting for Garza to slip up. 103 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:17,220 This guy's a meth dealer, a cop killer. He's got 30 guys with him. 104 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,416 He's not gonna go easy. 105 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:21,141 Now, stand by for inspiring, 106 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,292 motivating words from Detective Bobby Hayes. 107 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,134 How about we don't get shot today? 108 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,618 That's great advice. You're a good cop. 109 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:30,136 Detective Hayes advises we should avoid getting shot. 110 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:32,690 And also, everybody should put their charm bracelets on now. 111 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,579 Hey, that's my grandmother's 112 00:06:34,650 --> 00:06:36,334 Saint Christopher medal, jackass. 113 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:37,491 It's adorable. 114 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,856 I wear it for protection. 115 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,298 It's for protection? Well, this stops bullets. 116 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:43,498 Yours stops you from getting dates. 117 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,221 (LAUGHING) 118 00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:52,615 (TIRES SCREECHING) 119 00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:04,811 SWAT OFFICER: Let's go! 120 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,613 Move it! Move it! Let's go! 121 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,133 On my lead. Let's put them on their heels. 122 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,776 Hey. Be safe, will you? 123 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,451 Knock, knock. 124 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,096 Police officer! 125 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:45,781 (MEN SHOUTING) 126 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,780 GARZA'S MAN 1: Take the stuff out of here. 127 00:07:58,930 --> 00:08:00,853 GARZA'S MAN 2: Bag the stuff! Bag the stuff! 128 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:11,575 I see Garza. 129 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:35,050 He's on the catwalk! 130 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,020 (GUNFIRE) 131 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,535 Damn it! Garza's out the south window. 132 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:55,371 Jesus! 133 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:57,179 Whoa. That was close. What the hell are you doing? 134 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,297 You almost got me. 135 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:00,296 But, 136 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:02,853 I can't let you turn that gold in. 137 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:04,816 What? 138 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,173 JULIA: My husband, with me. 139 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,091 (GRUNTS) 140 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,331 (SOFT MUZAK PLAYING) 141 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:33,895 Tough day. 142 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,773 It's normal to be a little tongue-tied at first. 143 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:41,218 I want you to know that I'm here to help you. 144 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:44,375 I've sat in that chair. 145 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,578 So take your time. 146 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:48,091 Ease into it. 147 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,301 Ease into what? 148 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:54,813 Come on, genius. I know you can get there. 149 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:56,416 (CHUCKLES) 150 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,371 This is a joke. 151 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,378 Hilarious. Ha-ha-ha. 152 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,371 I'm dead? 153 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,334 Let's be honest, being a dirty cop 154 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:10,856 is one of the higher shot-in-the-face-percentage jobs. 155 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:13,056 That's not who I am. 156 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,178 Really, pretty boy? 157 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,652 How did it feel as you were headed towards Judgment? 158 00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:19,777 Comfortable? 159 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,695 Feel like you were bound for glory? 160 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,216 Or were you a little worried that you were going down? 161 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,736 Ithoughtso. 162 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:29,935 You're lucky, Nick. 163 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:34,016 You have skills that we want. So we're giving you a choice. 164 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:37,139 You can take your chances with Judgment, 165 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:38,971 or, 166 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,252 you can join the R.l.P.D. 167 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:46,691 The R.l.P.D? 168 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:48,579 Rest In Peace Department. 169 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:51,212 I get it. It's cute. 170 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:54,251 Simply put 171 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:58,581 we find dead people that have managed to escape Judgment. 172 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:03,736 We ship them off back down to where they belong. 173 00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:05,699 The tour is 100 years. 174 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:08,694 If you say yes, we'll send you back down to Boston, your home turf. 175 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,101 I'll do it. 176 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,450 That's not gonna work. 177 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:14,975 What's not gonna work? I said I'm in. 178 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,701 I know what you're thinking. You got rooked, you want your old life back. 179 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:18,771 You want Julia. 180 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:23,060 No. You asked me to help you, and I'm here to help. 181 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:26,176 You really don't think I can read you? 182 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:32,812 I know everything there is to know about you. 183 00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:35,777 Don't squander this opportunity, Nick. 184 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:38,012 I know for a fact you can use a good 185 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,332 recommendation on Judgment Day, okay? 186 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,611 I think you're smelling what I'm selling. 187 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,571 Any more questions? 188 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,821 What's with the Steely Dan? 189 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:56,612 No idea. It's always playing. 190 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,256 It seems to relax people. 191 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,697 (MUZAK CONTINUES PLAYING) 192 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,055 Let's do this. Yes, let's. 193 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,301 This Will tickle a bit. 194 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,416 (SCREAMS) 195 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:12,530 (SIZZLING) 196 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:14,897 What the... 197 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:28,654 (GASPING) 198 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:31,651 Clench 'em and get over here. 199 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,180 (WHISTLING) 200 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,980 INMATE: Hey, are you my lawyer? 201 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,575 (INMATES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 202 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,290 Settle down! 203 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,901 This is holding. We call them "Deados." 204 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,416 Until they pop, they look like regular people, 205 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,494 so no one except us knows they're monsters inside. 206 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:06,651 (GROWLS) 207 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:08,061 You see, if you slip through the cracks 208 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,416 and stay on Earth after you die, 209 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:10,821 your soul rots. 210 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:12,733 If they rot, the world rots. 211 00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:16,576 Global warming, black plague, bad cell reception, get it? 212 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:17,936 Without the R.l.P.D., 213 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,341 the world would have been overrun 214 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,095 by these dead people some time in 1954. 215 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,218 How is staying an option? 216 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,173 A hundred-and-fifty-thousand people die every day. 217 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,220 This system wasn't designed to handle that kind of volume. 218 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,012 Welcome to the big league. 219 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,172 R.I.P.D. Boston. 220 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:37,861 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 221 00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:48,580 Before you are the greatest law officers who ever lived and died. 222 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,017 We're the third biggest precinct in the force. 223 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,011 What's the first? 224 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,501 Boca. 225 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:57,335 R.I.P.D. Scottsdale does a lot of volume, too. 226 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,936 Trust me, chest hair is making a big comeback. 227 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,979 I'm telling you, chicks dig it. 228 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,417 It's a lot to take in on your first day dead. 229 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,898 But don't worry, your partner will explain it all to you. 230 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,015 (GROWLING) 231 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,416 No! Get your hands off me! 232 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,338 I said, getyourhands 233 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,935 off 234 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,937 me! 235 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,420 (YELLING) 236 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,336 (GRUNTS) 237 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:36,331 OFFICER: Come on, Roy. 238 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,497 Oh, you come on. 239 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,937 Just because I'm the only one willing to lethal-up. 240 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,137 Oh, Jesus. 241 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,572 No, you Jesus! 242 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:46,219 Roy! What? 243 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,854 He was going for the door. 244 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,020 I'll plant a gun on him if it makes you feel any better. 245 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:56,014 Would you like to take this up with Eternal Affairs? 246 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,855 We both know what this is about, don't we, honey pot? 247 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,176 Not the time, Roy. 248 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:06,017 Why not have it out now? I'm comfortable. 249 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:11,414 Roy, meet your new partner, Nick Walker. 250 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:17,057 We've been over this before. I'm a one-man operation. 251 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,371 Not a choice, Roy. 252 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,731 No. You gotta earn that. 253 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,498 Come on, rookie. 254 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,892 Grab your huevos. 255 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,734 WOMAN ON PA: Please follow all posted regulations. 256 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,612 Department hygiene regulations are for your benefit. 257 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,536 ROY: Tuck on in. Don't be shy. 258 00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:59,055 Goin' for a ride. (FLUSHING) 259 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:04,174 (RUMBLING) 260 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:07,015 (TOILET FLUSHING) 261 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,172 You ever think about hiding this place a little better? 262 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,333 When was the last time you got a VCR repaired? 263 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:13,971 (DOOR BELLS JINGLING) 264 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,097 Point taken. 265 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,694 ROY: That's right, you're back. 266 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,581 Don't wet your pants over it. Come on. 267 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,613 Don't wanna be late. Proctor likes to 268 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,693 start you off with some closure. 269 00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:34,771 (DOOR CLOSES) 270 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,575 Get in! (STARTS ENGINE) 271 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,976 ROY: Disappointing turnout, huh? 272 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,333 Expected more. 273 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:11,933 We got a lot to talk about, 274 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,616 but for now, I'm just gonna step back, 275 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,898 let you soak it in for a minute. 276 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,857 (SIGHS) 277 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,819 This moment is not about me. 278 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,972 This is about you 279 00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:27,372 letting go. 280 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,861 Thank you for letting me soak it in. 281 00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:46,538 I'll wait for you. All right. 282 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,372 ROY: Do you know what my funeral was? 283 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:53,093 Watching a bunch of coyotes pick my carcass clean 284 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,531 and drag my bones off into a cave. 285 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,490 A freaking cave, hoss. 286 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:06,211 Here it comes. 287 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,579 Be careful, now! 288 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:19,135 (OFFICERS PROTESTING) 289 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,898 Julia? Julia! 290 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:30,298 I'm here. I don't know how, but I'm here. 291 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,420 I'm sorry, I don't know you. 292 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,491 Can we just talk? Can we just... 293 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:36,736 Please don't touch me. ...go somewhere? 294 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,176 Julia? Hey, Julia! 295 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:43,858 What's your problem, huh? 296 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,340 You piece of shit. 297 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,975 OFFICER 1: Get out of here. Just relax. 298 00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:52,618 Get back on the meds, buddy. 299 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,291 OFFICER 2: Get him out of here! Get him out of here! 300 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,091 NICK: Let me go! 301 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:06,574 That went well. 302 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:08,895 I tried to do something nice for you. 303 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,381 What just happened? 304 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,380 How could she not know it was me? 305 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:16,535 To them, you don't look like you, you don't sound like you. 306 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,978 If you try to tell 'em who you are, it comes out all garbled up. 307 00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:21,859 The universe, in its ultimate wisdom, 308 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,813 will not let you reveal yourself. 309 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,614 It's smarter than us. 310 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:27,461 That's sick. 311 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:31,378 Consider it the universe's witness protection program. 312 00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:32,497 So, what do I look like? 313 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,571 Here. 314 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:36,618 These are your IDs. 315 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:42,371 Some federal. A lot of utilities. Whatever gets us access. 316 00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:46,654 Really? An old Chinese guy? 317 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:49,171 What about you? 318 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,010 Well, I guess you win, Roy. 319 00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,381 (ENGINE STARTS) 320 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:28,014 (TIRES SCREECHING) 321 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:31,694 ROY: Let me bring you up to speed with what's on my plate. 322 00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:36,092 When you ride with me, you ride with the best. 323 00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,501 (LOUD THUD) 324 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:40,460 The pace is lightning, expectations high. 325 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,976 Things are gonna come at you fast, they're gonna come hot, 326 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:44,131 and they're gonna come wet. 327 00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:45,811 Wet? 328 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:47,016 (BRAKES SCREECHING) (PEDESTRIANS SCREAMING) 329 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:50,410 MAN: Learn to drive, bimbo! 330 00:22:50,490 --> 00:22:52,697 You've done this before? Driving? 331 00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:57,574 You're gonna get your feet wet with a standard pickup. 332 00:22:57,690 --> 00:23:01,172 Find the suspect and then test him. 333 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,252 See if he's a Deado. 334 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,096 And then... 335 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:09,819 Look at the ankles on that girl. (LAUGHS) 336 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,291 NICK: That's what you're into, ankles? That's what does it for you? 337 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:14,936 In my day, women, they dressed very conservatively. 338 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,494 Mmm. That makes you way less creepy. 339 00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:21,216 When exactly was your day? 340 00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,452 1800s, buddy. 341 00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:26,010 I'm what we used to call a "lawman." 342 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,010 Marshal Roicephus Pulsipher. 343 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,411 "Roicephus"? 344 00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:32,857 It was considered a very sexy name at the time. 345 00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,660 It sounds like an STD. 346 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:42,101 Would you care to drive? 347 00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:44,732 I didn't get a peek at your wife's ankles. 348 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,699 Not one more word about her. 349 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,010 (LAUGHING) 350 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,661 Listen, rook. 351 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:54,414 You better work on getting a little distance, because you two are over. 352 00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:56,379 You just worry about yourself, partner. 353 00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:57,531 Whoa. 354 00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,658 You ain't my partner, rook. 355 00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:02,336 You're just the ass in the other seat until I say contrary. 356 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:04,339 I had a partner. 357 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,658 Greatest man I ever knew. 358 00:24:06,810 --> 00:24:08,494 Right up until he shot me in the back. 359 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:10,339 That's what "partner" will get you. 360 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:12,139 Tell me about it. How do you think I got here? 361 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,737 You got shot with a modern bullet. 362 00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:17,740 I would've loved a modern bullet. Sanitary, at least. 363 00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:20,934 That's exactly how it felt as it passed through my face. 364 00:24:21,010 --> 00:24:22,057 Sanitary. 365 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:26,019 The term "partner" died when I did. 366 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:27,451 You got it, Roicephus. 367 00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:29,618 "Roicephus." Roicephus. 368 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:30,851 Just call me "Roy." 369 00:24:30,930 --> 00:24:32,420 I was gonna do that. 370 00:24:32,610 --> 00:24:34,578 Or "Cephus." 371 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,580 Now, listen up. 372 00:24:37,850 --> 00:24:40,091 This is tactical, rook. 373 00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,774 Tactical? A bag of Indian food? 374 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:47,139 Yeah. I got a tip on a possible Deado in this building. 375 00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:48,655 Now, listen and learn. 376 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:52,816 Deados put off a bad dead mojo. 377 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:55,618 Infect everything with their soul stank. 378 00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:58,298 Infect everything for the worse. 379 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,179 People and things. 380 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,490 (ELECTRIC BUZZING) 381 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:06,972 There you go. Broken shit is a dead giveaway. 382 00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:15,496 Ah. 383 00:25:19,570 --> 00:25:21,060 Soul killers. 384 00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:25,535 Hit a Deado in the head with one of these, and it's got to be the head... 385 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,011 Personally, I find the face most gratifying. 386 00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:30,133 ...he's erased from the cosmos. 387 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,174 Won't hurt live ones, will hurt us. 388 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,014 So, you be extra careful where you point that thing. 389 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:36,013 I'm pretty solid on gun safety. 390 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,174 I saw that ankle piece you're strapping. 391 00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:42,131 Live-world gun don't do diddly-squat here. 392 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:45,054 You can keep your eyes off my ankles, thank you. 393 00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:47,055 (RUMBLING) 394 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,696 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 395 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:55,732 Watch me sniff this out. 396 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,939 Even more promising. 397 00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:28,172 It's always the quiet one. 398 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,412 You ready? You pumped? 399 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:33,621 I need you all here. Get your snowman on, get frosty. 400 00:26:34,370 --> 00:26:36,099 Alert, icy-hot. 401 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,537 Is this you trying to sound like a cop? 402 00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,454 Because it throws up a lot of red flags for me. 403 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,456 You gotta learn the lingo, hombrito. 404 00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:47,340 I'm frosty. Don't worry about it. 405 00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:50,461 Senior officer gets to knock, rook. 406 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,214 I've got 15 years on the force. 407 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:53,934 Knock off the "rookie" bullshit. 408 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:56,132 Oh, you've done this before? 409 00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:59,419 You know what's waiting for you behind the door? 410 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:03,578 You can take your 15 years, you can flush it down the toilet, 411 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:05,858 because this ain't that. 412 00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:08,297 I knock, you do the cards. 413 00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:24,300 Stanley Nawicki. 414 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:26,540 We're with the Department of Health. 415 00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:29,337 Is there a problem? 416 00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:30,821 Well, Mr. Nawicki, 417 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:33,974 we suspect that you might be dead. 418 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:37,011 Is this really necessary? 419 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:38,291 No offense, but you sound kind of crazy. 420 00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:39,496 None taken. 421 00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:42,411 Just a routine test and we'll be out of your hair. 422 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,334 I am not dead. (LAUGHING) 423 00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:47,461 I mean, that's... Check my pulse, go ahead! 424 00:27:47,610 --> 00:27:49,260 Rook, first question. 425 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,334 "It's late on Ash Wednesday. 426 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:57,494 "An Asian teenager in a slammed-outAcura 427 00:27:57,650 --> 00:28:00,654 "offers you a plate of chicken vindaloo. 428 00:28:01,530 --> 00:28:02,656 "Do you accept?" 429 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:06,701 How am I supposed to answer that? 430 00:28:06,850 --> 00:28:08,261 You tell me. 431 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:14,774 Okay, the answer is no. 432 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:17,338 What's the problem? Is it the teenager? 433 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:19,333 (COUGHS) The ash? 434 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:22,212 Is it the Japanese performance sedan? 435 00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:23,771 (GAGS) 436 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:24,931 Maybe it's the Indian food. 437 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:26,131 What? 438 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,258 Maybe you hate lnjuns. 439 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:30,340 No. That's... (SCOFFS) 440 00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:31,531 Card. 441 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:35,900 "The teenager is Armenian. The day is Rosh Hashanah. 442 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:38,814 "The dish is saag paneer." 443 00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:41,301 Uhm(BURPS) 444 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:42,371 I don't want it. 445 00:28:42,490 --> 00:28:43,571 Why not? 446 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,896 Too spicy? Too mushy? 447 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:50,656 You... (BURPS) 448 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,336 You can't eat during an interview. (STAMMERS) I don't want... 449 00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:54,940 You don't what? 450 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:56,421 Card! 451 00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:59,901 "The car is a lime-green Scion. The season is the solstice. 452 00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:02,416 "The dish is chicken tikka masala." 453 00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:04,170 No. ROY: Yes. 454 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,411 No. Yes, it is! 455 00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:08,255 The dish is chicken tikka! The dish is chicken tikka! 456 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:11,055 (LAUGHING) 457 00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:14,172 ROY: Oh, yeah, that's a Deado. 458 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,055 Big old mouth coming in. 459 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:18,935 Feller was a snitch in life. 460 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:21,697 See, Nick? Like that. Metaphorical. 461 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:26,578 For some reason, Indian food seems to do the trick. 462 00:29:26,730 --> 00:29:27,777 Maybe it's the cumin. 463 00:29:27,930 --> 00:29:29,216 (GROWLS) 464 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,019 You can bag this one. My treat. 465 00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:33,661 No. I'm not going near that. 466 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,097 Where's that 15 years now, frosty? 467 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:41,733 You gotta get comfortable with the visuals and the smell profile. 468 00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:44,454 All right. Go on! 469 00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:46,134 Spread 'em. Come on, let's go. 470 00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:47,814 Hurry up, let's get this over with. 471 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:48,931 (SNEERS) 472 00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:51,377 Once they pop, they know it's over. 473 00:29:51,450 --> 00:29:52,451 Right, pal? 474 00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:54,612 Put all your hands behind your back. 475 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,291 (GIGGLES) 476 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,535 Stupid space cuffs. 477 00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:02,731 (GROWLS) 478 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:09,937 Hey! 479 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:11,851 No! 480 00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:15,531 (GRUNTS) 481 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:17,651 You want it? 482 00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,371 Ah! 483 00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:22,054 You got it! (GROANS) 484 00:30:22,330 --> 00:30:23,377 (LAUGHS) 485 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:26,134 ROY: Nick! Grab him! 486 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:28,338 Get the rest of him! 487 00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:29,657 Contain! 488 00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,331 NICK: Holy shit. 489 00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:47,530 (STANLEY BURPING) 490 00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:52,016 (SIGHS) 491 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,534 ROY: Giddyup, pony! 492 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:56,737 Whoa! No, no! 493 00:30:58,370 --> 00:31:00,532 (WHOOPING) 494 00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:03,300 Relax your body! 495 00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:04,656 What? 496 00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:06,460 Relax body! 497 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,860 (NICK SCREAMING) 498 00:31:09,690 --> 00:31:11,374 (ROY WHOOPING) (ALL GRUNTING) 499 00:31:16,690 --> 00:31:17,896 (COCKS GUN) 500 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:20,018 Give me a reason. 501 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,615 Doesn't have to be a good one. 502 00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:23,654 Actually, doesn't even have to make sense. 503 00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:26,372 Fun, right? (GROANING) 504 00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:28,100 You might have noticed we're pretty durable. 505 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,775 It still hurts. 506 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,853 That's why rook's the bottom. 507 00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:33,694 Bottom. (LAUGHING) 508 00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:36,777 Bottom! 509 00:31:36,890 --> 00:31:38,654 (STAN LEY CACKLING) 510 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,301 Okay- 511 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,850 lguessthafs emotionally understandable. 512 00:31:49,290 --> 00:31:50,416 (PARTS) 513 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:56,252 (STAN LEY GASPING) 514 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,981 You're really gonna rummage through that? 515 00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:09,416 (ROARING) 516 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,696 Brief after-action report. 517 00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:24,532 Now, you were below average in the room, 518 00:32:25,050 --> 00:32:29,851 but you did respond well to my steering during the airborne portion. 519 00:32:29,930 --> 00:32:33,093 Your internal organs provided me a very soft landing. 520 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,174 You have a very impressive crumple zone. 521 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,219 With the exception of letting yourself 522 00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:40,219 get attached directly to the beastie... 523 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,291 Stop talking. 524 00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:43,771 ...you were solid. C-plus. 525 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:45,341 Stop talking. 526 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:47,254 Just doing my job. Stop it. Stop talking! 527 00:32:47,410 --> 00:32:48,536 You're the one who's talking. 528 00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,653 You ran your mouth at my funeral. 529 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:52,898 You ran your mouth when you pushed me out of a building, 530 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:54,461 and used my body as a cushion. 531 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:56,851 You've run your mouth non-stop since the minute we met! 532 00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,296 I think I know what's going on here. 533 00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:01,892 No,no,no!Shut up! You shut up and let me deal. 534 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,251 All right, you deal. Deal with the upchuck. 535 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:09,536 Come to think of it, with all this tantrumery, 536 00:33:09,690 --> 00:33:12,091 I'm beginning to think that I might have been a little too generous 537 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,934 with the "plus" on that C. 538 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:16,292 I mightjust have to lower your grade. 539 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:18,891 Relax body. 540 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:21,331 (YELPS) 541 00:33:21,930 --> 00:33:23,614 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 542 00:33:23,890 --> 00:33:26,018 My hat! (YELPS) 543 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:29,136 My hat! 544 00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:31,380 My hat! 545 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,900 New grade. F! 546 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:41,699 The bus, I can forgive. 547 00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:44,774 My hat? I can't even talk about that now. 548 00:33:44,930 --> 00:33:47,331 OFFICER: Let's go, go, go! Time is a factor. Let's go. 549 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,731 What the hell is this? A fire drill? 550 00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:51,130 Ineverseenit this busy. 551 00:33:51,210 --> 00:33:53,690 Seems like every Deado moved to Boston last week. 552 00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:55,613 What did I say? Get back out there. 553 00:33:55,690 --> 00:33:58,534 No breaks for anyone until this surge is under control. 554 00:33:58,690 --> 00:34:00,454 If I didn't need you back on the streets... 555 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,294 What? You'd have my ass? 556 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:03,451 Don't be a cliché. 557 00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:05,373 You let him get out the window. Aren't you better than that? 558 00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:08,215 You're the one who put me with training wheels, here. 559 00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:10,133 But go on, make a show. Be the boss. 560 00:34:10,210 --> 00:34:12,781 You still have a hard time with the "boss" part, don't you? 561 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:14,739 You played the game, got what you wanted. 562 00:34:15,330 --> 00:34:16,855 I don't play the game. 563 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:19,857 And my ass is mine and mine alone! 564 00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:21,819 Eagerly noted! 565 00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:23,858 Come on. It's flat, anyway. 566 00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:32,813 Roy, Nawicki was trying awfully hard to protect this gold. 567 00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:34,733 Don't you think we should try to figure out what it is? 568 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:35,936 ROY: Trust me, it's nothing. 569 00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:38,257 Ninety-nine percent of these things are just 570 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,651 fundraising items for various religions. 571 00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,095 Just crap. 572 00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:44,616 What about the one percent? 573 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:47,013 That's why we lock them up in here. 574 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:48,854 Bag it, tag it and bury it deep. 575 00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,455 Is that all of it? That's it. 576 00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:52,055 Sign here, please. 577 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:19,611 Roy, listen. 578 00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:20,691 What? 579 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,579 Nawicki cared an awful lot about that gold. 580 00:35:22,650 --> 00:35:23,776 Yeah. 581 00:35:23,890 --> 00:35:26,336 He was trying to hide it from us. Why? 582 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:28,651 So, now you're all gung-ho, huh? 583 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:31,938 I'm thinking we should follow up. 584 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:34,490 Let me guess. Genius has a plan. 585 00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:37,056 Genius wants to get out on the street and work this. 586 00:35:37,130 --> 00:35:38,370 I think that you can help me with that. 587 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:41,374 You know why? Because every great cop that I've ever known 588 00:35:41,490 --> 00:35:42,901 has their own informant. 589 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:44,335 Big Roy... 590 00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:47,132 Big Roy, he's gotta have one. 591 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:53,977 You want an informant? 592 00:35:54,050 --> 00:35:56,337 Big Roy's got the best informant. 593 00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:04,812 ANNOUNCER: Now batting for the Red Sox, number 34, David Ortiz. 594 00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:07,854 ROY: Elliot. He's a pain-in-the-ass Deado. 595 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:10,895 All he cares about is the Sox. 596 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:14,531 So, I let him stick around in exchange for information. 597 00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,011 Here. 598 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:22,338 You're in mourning. You got a hole to fill. 599 00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:26,454 You know, I can't taste anything. 600 00:36:26,530 --> 00:36:28,692 Of course not, you're dead. 601 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:31,376 R.I.P.D. don't eat, we don't sleep. 602 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,021 You're here to kick Deado ass, that's about it. 603 00:36:34,090 --> 00:36:35,694 Then why would you eat this? 604 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,659 I enjoy the mouth feel. 605 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,374 ROY: How's it going, Elliot? 606 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:48,137 We're up. 607 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:50,895 But they're hitting like crap. We'll blow it. 608 00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:52,973 Knock yourself out. 609 00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:54,816 Hello, Elliot. 610 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:57,211 One of your buddies was willing to get erased for this. 611 00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,619 Why? (WHISTLES) 612 00:37:00,690 --> 00:37:01,896 Rook. 613 00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:07,655 That belongs in evidence. 614 00:37:07,730 --> 00:37:09,459 I thought you were some kind of rebel, Roy. 615 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,853 I fought for the North. 616 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:15,737 Would you mind terribly if I got back to my investigation? 617 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:17,619 Go continue your investigation. 618 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,456 Tell me what this is, Elliot. 619 00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:26,772 That looks like a big hunk of gold. 620 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:28,340 Uh-huh. That's not gonna cut it. Try again. 621 00:37:29,090 --> 00:37:30,296 (GROANING) 622 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:32,896 Hey! Hey! Get your hands off me! 623 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:35,174 You behave yourself now, Elliot. 624 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:38,413 Because of me, you're sitting there all cozy and not lying in a pine box. 625 00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:42,738 Not walking the desert, trying to get your femur back from a coyote. 626 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:44,740 You cops are all the same. 627 00:37:44,810 --> 00:37:46,892 Always obsessing about how you bit it. 628 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:49,138 How was your funeral, newbie? 629 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:54,376 Did you cry when they gave your wife that nice folded-up flag? (LAUGHS) 630 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,051 Hey- 631 00:37:58,210 --> 00:37:59,291 That's fun, right? 632 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:01,498 I think we both know there's no Red Sox on the other side, 633 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:02,776 so why don't you cooperate? 634 00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:06,736 I apologize for my poor attitude. 635 00:38:08,090 --> 00:38:10,058 May I take a closer look, sir? 636 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:11,336 You may. 637 00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:15,576 (SIGHS) 638 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,739 Look, I'm sorry to disappoint, but this is crap. 639 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:24,778 Look, Deados, they're sentimental. 640 00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:27,899 A lot of them believe in this talismanicjunk. 641 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:31,656 If it was something else, there'd be some chatter out there. 642 00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:33,576 I would know. 643 00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:35,459 All right, we're done here. 644 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:38,333 These hats are crap. 645 00:38:38,810 --> 00:38:40,255 Keep your ears open for me. 646 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:41,781 Yes, sir. 647 00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:53,533 You gave him the gold? 648 00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:56,420 Did you see him squirm? We got him. 649 00:38:56,490 --> 00:38:58,299 "Got him"? What do you mean, "we got him"? 650 00:38:58,370 --> 00:38:59,531 What did we get? 651 00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:01,578 Tell you what he got, he got the gold! 652 00:39:01,690 --> 00:39:03,374 Which you gave him! 653 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:05,335 What the hell is the matter with you? 654 00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:08,013 I'm pissed about my hat. 655 00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:13,855 Well, then. Looky, looky. 656 00:39:15,690 --> 00:39:18,091 I'm gonna treat you to a little modern law enforcement. 657 00:39:18,170 --> 00:39:20,298 This is called "giving the dog a bone." 658 00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,417 Bones? 659 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:33,336 ROY: What's he doing? 660 00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:37,051 Okay, that's weird, 661 00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:39,497 because that looks exactly like your ex-partner. 662 00:39:39,570 --> 00:39:41,060 The one who shot you dead. 663 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:51,898 Okay, I'm interested. Color me interested. 664 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:56,532 This must be chafing you, huh? 665 00:39:57,850 --> 00:39:59,136 (GRUNTS) (CAR ALARM BLARING) 666 00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:02,132 First, the guy smoked you like a knockwurst, 667 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,173 and now he's got guys just handing him gold. 668 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,456 Let me think, just let me think. 669 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,370 What's there to think about? The man's just schooling you left and right. 670 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:11,176 Your own partner. 671 00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:21,140 (TIRES SCREECHING) 672 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,411 And the trifecta. 673 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:30,535 Sleeping with your wife. 674 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:33,331 Because this is your house, isn't it? 675 00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:36,651 Total humiliation. 676 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,780 It's just a pants-down spanking in the supermarket. 677 00:40:41,930 --> 00:40:43,056 (SLAMS DOOR) 678 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:45,212 He's not sleeping with Julia. 679 00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:47,010 Want to bet? 680 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:48,541 Yeah, let's. 681 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,056 Winner shoots the loser in the face as many times as he wants. 682 00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:54,459 I'm not 100 percent confident with my read. 683 00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:55,850 (CHUCKLES) 684 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:59,621 Some cannolis from Mike's. 685 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,815 I was thinking how Nick used to 686 00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:03,460 make us stop and get them for you. 687 00:41:05,210 --> 00:41:08,054 Thank you. Thank you, Bobby. 688 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:12,814 Hey, Julia, did Nick seem all right to you? 689 00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:17,179 I mean, was he concerned about anything? 690 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:19,890 No. 691 00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:22,371 Okay. Okay. 692 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,661 Why? 693 00:41:25,730 --> 00:41:28,654 (SIGHS) I'm sorry I got to do this now. 694 00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:31,174 Nick said he buried something. 695 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:37,574 If he's not sleeping with her, it's kind of funny he's here, isn't it? 696 00:41:38,650 --> 00:41:40,493 Unless you guys have a pact where he 697 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:42,419 scrubs the porn off your laptop for you. 698 00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:43,537 I get that. 699 00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:46,819 Classy, actually. 700 00:41:51,690 --> 00:41:54,091 He gave this to me. He knew I wanted it. 701 00:41:54,170 --> 00:41:57,936 What are you saying, that he just did this to hide something under it? 702 00:41:58,010 --> 00:41:59,136 BOBBY: I don't know. 703 00:41:59,410 --> 00:42:01,492 But I've got to take a look. 704 00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:15,540 I was hoping I was wrong. 705 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:25,060 Really? He stole this? 706 00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:26,776 Oh, God, I feel sick. 707 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:31,135 You crooked son of a bitch. When were you gonna tell me about this? 708 00:42:31,690 --> 00:42:33,499 Put the gun down. Shut up. 709 00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:35,692 Just get it away from me. I don't want to see it. 710 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,898 Don't worry. Don't worry about a thing. 711 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,415 He was my best friend. 712 00:42:42,010 --> 00:42:44,217 I don't even know who he was. 713 00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:52,974 Get off of me or I'll break your legs. 714 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:54,376 Explanation, now! 715 00:42:57,090 --> 00:43:00,014 We took something from a bunch of shit-rats 716 00:43:00,090 --> 00:43:02,297 who would have turned it into guns or drugs or who knows what. 717 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,498 It was a victimless crime. End of story. 718 00:43:04,570 --> 00:43:06,060 Why would the Deados want it? 719 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:09,213 You think Hayes and I knew about this Deado shit? 720 00:43:09,290 --> 00:43:11,816 It was just money to me. I was trying to make our life better. 721 00:43:11,970 --> 00:43:15,099 Well, you did a good job of that, didn't you? 722 00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:17,771 Why don't you go try the Chinaman thing again? 723 00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:19,340 Explain it to her. That went well. 724 00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:24,091 Try it again if it makes you... 725 00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:27,615 Gold's getting away. 726 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:09,696 Come on, tighten up. 727 00:44:09,770 --> 00:44:12,057 My wife sees me as a piece of shit. 728 00:44:12,130 --> 00:44:15,259 Actually, she sees you as an old Chinese guy. 729 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:18,257 And by the way, Grandpa Chen's a pretty solid look. 730 00:44:18,330 --> 00:44:19,741 Helps with stakeouts. 731 00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:25,937 The only thing that I ever cared about is what she thought of me. 732 00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:28,138 That's all that matters. The only thing. 733 00:44:29,090 --> 00:44:30,580 What she thinks, that's who I am. 734 00:44:30,650 --> 00:44:33,176 And I blew that. Destroyed it. 735 00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:35,781 Boo-hoe. 736 00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:36,931 Excuse me? 737 00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:38,614 You heard me. Boo-de-hoo. 738 00:44:43,650 --> 00:44:45,971 You might be the worst person I've ever met. 739 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:49,454 Sadly, you do not get to tell her how you did it all for her. 740 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:52,417 And where exactly do you think your tragedy ranks 741 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:54,618 on the scales of cosmic injustice? 742 00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:56,579 Pakistan-earthquake level? (LAUGHS) 743 00:44:57,210 --> 00:44:59,019 Killing Fields level? For me, it was pretty big. 744 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:02,612 You think you're the only one who was cut down in his prime? 745 00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:04,738 You don't think I felt unresolved 746 00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:07,017 as my face was being devoured by a buzzard? 747 00:45:07,290 --> 00:45:08,337 Oh, Christ. 748 00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:11,334 You are just gonna have to learn to sit on your regret and pain 749 00:45:11,530 --> 00:45:14,215 until it turns into a dull, persistent ache. 750 00:45:14,370 --> 00:45:17,135 The way I do it. The way a man does it. 751 00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:28,020 I do music videos. 752 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,138 Home phone number's on the back. 753 00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,741 Excuse me? 754 00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:37,620 I'm not a piece of meat put on this earth for your gratification. 755 00:45:37,690 --> 00:45:38,691 I'm a woman. 756 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:42,411 Respect me, or I will castrate you like a three-year-old steer. 757 00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:45,891 (BARKING) 758 00:45:46,090 --> 00:45:47,171 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 759 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:48,820 Look sharp. We got something. 760 00:45:49,570 --> 00:45:50,651 (CONTINUES BARKING) 761 00:45:50,730 --> 00:45:52,141 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 762 00:46:03,410 --> 00:46:05,299 Oh, yeah, that's a Deado. 763 00:46:05,490 --> 00:46:07,458 NICK: That has got to be Hayes' fence. 764 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:20,050 (CRACKS) 765 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,259 We stay on the gold. I got this. 766 00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:28,381 Hold up. Daddy's on point. 767 00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:29,531 No thanks, I've seen you in action. 768 00:46:29,610 --> 00:46:31,021 You questioning my methods? 769 00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:32,615 You don't have a method. 770 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:44,694 Excuse me, sir. A quick word? 771 00:46:47,010 --> 00:46:48,296 Freezer. 772 00:46:51,490 --> 00:46:52,537 ROY: Allow me. 773 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,661 My bad. 774 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:01,691 PULASKI: Let me guess. 775 00:47:01,970 --> 00:47:03,654 R.l.P.D., huh? 776 00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:04,891 (LAUGHING) 777 00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:08,013 Great looks, man! 778 00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:10,491 You, with your Panda Express over there. 779 00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:12,493 Easy with the racial. 780 00:47:12,650 --> 00:47:14,015 And you, with your... 781 00:47:14,170 --> 00:47:15,217 Watch it! 782 00:47:15,370 --> 00:47:17,293 ...magnificent breasts. 783 00:47:18,330 --> 00:47:21,334 Hey, sideburns, tell us about the gold. 784 00:47:22,690 --> 00:47:25,091 Look, we're all friends here. 785 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,331 (COUGHING) 786 00:47:26,690 --> 00:47:28,180 Let's help each other out. 787 00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:31,573 You don't want to getpopped,and I don't want to pop you. 788 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:33,414 Oh, you don't? No. 789 00:47:33,490 --> 00:47:35,697 So you're just gonna give us that case, you're gonna start talking, 790 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,340 and then you get to keep roaming around 791 00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:39,020 with your bitchin' ginger sideburns. 792 00:47:41,730 --> 00:47:43,016 (SIGHS) 793 00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:45,661 You know what? 794 00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:49,894 I'm sick of hiding. 795 00:47:51,850 --> 00:47:53,136 (SNORTING) 796 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,532 Whoo! (GRUNTS) 797 00:47:58,050 --> 00:48:00,974 Thank you. Thank you very much. 798 00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:02,734 (GRUNTING) 799 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,535 That's better! (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 800 00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:08,655 (LAUGHING) 801 00:48:08,890 --> 00:48:12,861 Hell, yeah. Let's do this! 802 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:18,695 ROY: Contain! 803 00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:21,815 Contain! 804 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:23,891 (LAUGHING) 805 00:48:24,410 --> 00:48:25,616 Didn't contain! 806 00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:28,261 (GRUNTING) 807 00:48:34,770 --> 00:48:36,135 Suck it. 808 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,978 Oh! Straight butt! 809 00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:46,261 Come on! 810 00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:48,815 It's rodeo time. 811 00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:50,620 Pappy's got some roping to do! 812 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:51,977 (GRUNTS) 813 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:54,331 (LAUGHING) 814 00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,452 How about a little help? 815 00:48:57,490 --> 00:48:58,651 (GRUNTING) 816 00:48:58,730 --> 00:48:59,731 (ROY'S AVATAR YELPING) 817 00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:02,611 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 818 00:49:15,450 --> 00:49:16,611 Okay- 819 00:49:16,770 --> 00:49:18,693 Are you okay? Somebody call 911! 820 00:49:18,770 --> 00:49:20,898 I'm okay. Nothing to see. 821 00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:22,415 Got to go! 822 00:49:22,650 --> 00:49:23,811 Hey! 823 00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:27,293 (GRUNTING) 824 00:49:31,650 --> 00:49:32,731 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 825 00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:33,891 (CROWD GASPING) 826 00:49:37,810 --> 00:49:39,733 The head! Aim for the head! 827 00:49:50,010 --> 00:49:51,853 Still here, you son of a bitch! 828 00:49:54,330 --> 00:49:55,661 (WHOOPING) 829 00:49:56,010 --> 00:49:57,091 (GROANS) 830 00:50:01,090 --> 00:50:02,091 Ow! My ass! 831 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:04,133 MAN: What is that? 832 00:50:04,650 --> 00:50:06,379 (GRUNTING) 833 00:50:12,490 --> 00:50:13,821 (YELLING) 834 00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:16,731 Whoo-hoo! 835 00:50:16,810 --> 00:50:17,891 Coming through! 836 00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:19,017 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 837 00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:21,374 Excuse me, pardon me. Yeehaw! 838 00:50:44,730 --> 00:50:46,220 (ROARS) 839 00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:50,056 Here I come! 840 00:50:51,050 --> 00:50:52,176 Yeah. 841 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:54,936 (DEADO LAUGHING) 842 00:50:55,410 --> 00:50:56,935 Relax body. 843 00:51:17,330 --> 00:51:18,536 (WHOOPING) 844 00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:27,774 ROY: Whoo-hoo! (NICK SCREAMING) 845 00:51:38,290 --> 00:51:39,576 (GRUNTS) 846 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:42,934 (PANTING) 847 00:51:43,690 --> 00:51:44,816 ROY: Rook! 848 00:51:46,690 --> 00:51:47,691 Over here! 849 00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:50,099 If it's not too much trouble. 850 00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:52,300 (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE) 851 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:57,175 (TIRES SCREECHING) 852 00:51:58,250 --> 00:51:59,376 (GASPS) 853 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,611 Thank you very much. 854 00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:02,335 (DEADO LAUGHING) 855 00:52:02,770 --> 00:52:05,216 I've never seen one like that before. 856 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:06,291 Never! 857 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:08,099 Never before has this happened! 858 00:52:08,170 --> 00:52:11,060 Congratulations, guys, on your unprecedented cock-up! 859 00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:12,097 All right! 860 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:15,413 You let an exposed Deado loose on the streets in the middle of the day. 861 00:52:15,490 --> 00:52:17,731 You were supposed to contain. That is your most basicjob. 862 00:52:17,850 --> 00:52:19,932 There was no containing that thing. And you failed spectacularly to contain. 863 00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:21,899 He's right, sweetie pie. It was different. 864 00:52:21,970 --> 00:52:23,051 We have evidence. 865 00:52:23,130 --> 00:52:26,498 You don't investigate, you don't get creative. You do as you're told. 866 00:52:26,570 --> 00:52:28,060 When you don't, this happens. 867 00:52:28,130 --> 00:52:29,131 It was terrifying. 868 00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:32,896 Whatever rampaged through the streets of Boston today was not human. 869 00:52:33,530 --> 00:52:36,579 Now look where we are. You get to deal with them. 870 00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:38,891 Who in this endless stream of freaks is "them"? 871 00:52:38,970 --> 00:52:41,211 Eternal Affairs. The hammer's dropping. 872 00:52:41,290 --> 00:52:42,894 (RUMBLING) 873 00:53:04,090 --> 00:53:05,455 Well? 874 00:53:06,210 --> 00:53:08,258 They're pissed. Justifiably. 875 00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:11,180 However, apparently, you stumbled upon something important. 876 00:53:11,410 --> 00:53:13,811 (LAUGHS) Don't act so surprised, honey pot. 877 00:53:14,770 --> 00:53:17,933 The gold that officers Pulsipher and Walker brought in 878 00:53:18,010 --> 00:53:20,297 are part of an incredibly dangerous artifact 879 00:53:20,370 --> 00:53:22,532 known as the Staff of Jericho. 880 00:53:26,930 --> 00:53:28,261 Oh, crap. 881 00:53:31,570 --> 00:53:34,653 Maybe feather it in for the new guy a little bit? 882 00:53:34,770 --> 00:53:38,741 Remember the tunnel we pulled you out of when you died? 883 00:53:38,810 --> 00:53:42,292 That's the only way to get to the afterlife. It's a one-way street. 884 00:53:42,370 --> 00:53:45,817 This artifact, if built, reverses the tunnel. 885 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,574 The dead rain down on the earth. 886 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:49,294 That's it for the living world. 887 00:53:49,410 --> 00:53:50,821 Yeah, massive destruction. 888 00:53:50,890 --> 00:53:54,258 We broke it to pieces 3,000 years ago. Now it's back. 889 00:53:54,410 --> 00:53:57,095 Until we get the rest of the gold, we're on red alert. 890 00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:59,975 Also, apparently, you need "the blood of thine enemy." 891 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:01,410 There are more diagrams. 892 00:54:01,490 --> 00:54:02,571 Why? 893 00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:05,696 Why would someone make something like that? 894 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:07,101 Come on! 895 00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:11,256 Here I am, willing the streets into order, 896 00:54:11,330 --> 00:54:14,413 making headway, year after dominant year! 897 00:54:14,490 --> 00:54:16,492 And now, everything I've done is being threatened 898 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:19,335 because of some ancient totem forged for kicks 899 00:54:19,410 --> 00:54:21,936 by some asshole 5,000 years ago? 900 00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:26,254 Why even try? I mean, how am I supposed to do it? 901 00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:30,011 Look at you. So proud of yourself. 902 00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:33,450 "I got an important tube." 903 00:54:35,770 --> 00:54:36,771 (CHUCKLES) 904 00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:39,616 What? 905 00:54:40,930 --> 00:54:42,170 Well, what is it? 906 00:54:43,970 --> 00:54:45,210 (CLEARS T HRO AT) 907 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:47,700 Actually, 908 00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:50,012 it looks like you two don't need to 909 00:54:50,130 --> 00:54:52,292 concern yourselves with the red alert. 910 00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:54,293 It brings me no pleasure 911 00:54:54,810 --> 00:54:58,098 to inform you that because of your recent epic failure, 912 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,138 you've both been suspended, you're off the case. 913 00:55:00,530 --> 00:55:01,895 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? 914 00:55:01,970 --> 00:55:03,654 Hold on a sec, we are the case. 915 00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:05,420 We're the ones who brought it in! 916 00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:07,220 The feeling is that luck was involved. 917 00:55:07,290 --> 00:55:08,860 There'll be a formal hearing tomorrow, 918 00:55:08,970 --> 00:55:10,620 after which you'll most likely be erased. 919 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:11,897 "Erased"? 920 00:55:14,130 --> 00:55:17,134 So in this moment of crisis, they're gonna suspend 921 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,901 and then erase their best officer? 922 00:55:20,490 --> 00:55:22,015 And this other guy? 923 00:55:22,490 --> 00:55:24,015 Better officers are taking over. 924 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,621 No such thing. Name one. 925 00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:27,221 Jacobson, DuBow. 926 00:55:27,370 --> 00:55:28,417 Waterson. Come on. 927 00:55:28,490 --> 00:55:29,457 Carson. 928 00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:31,020 Jackson. He's pretty good. 929 00:55:31,170 --> 00:55:32,899 That guy who works at the taco cart. 930 00:55:33,050 --> 00:55:34,461 Shall I go on? Okay, okay! 931 00:55:34,530 --> 00:55:36,373 Tomorrow is my last day? 932 00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:38,339 Most likely. 933 00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:39,856 I'm sorry. 934 00:55:41,170 --> 00:55:42,695 Well, shit. 935 00:55:43,570 --> 00:55:44,776 Miss Proctor, it's been a delight. 936 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:46,852 Roy, thank you very much for your mentorship. 937 00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,216 I'm sure it meant a lot to you. 938 00:55:48,290 --> 00:55:51,100 I got somewhere more important to be. 939 00:56:18,690 --> 00:56:20,374 (PANTING) 940 00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,771 Who are you? 941 00:56:33,450 --> 00:56:35,134 Why are you following me? 942 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:39,374 Stay away from me. 943 00:56:48,610 --> 00:56:50,692 I haven't left you. 944 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,661 It's me. 945 00:57:04,330 --> 00:57:05,570 No. 946 00:57:13,850 --> 00:57:14,931 ROY: So. 947 00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:20,378 Congratulations. You finally did it. 948 00:57:20,450 --> 00:57:21,497 You get what you wanted? 949 00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:25,296 I might get erased tomorrow. What do you think I'm gonna do? 950 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,620 You're freaking her out, if you haven't noticed. 951 00:57:29,770 --> 00:57:32,421 I'm not from a time of sensitivities and emotionalism. 952 00:57:32,690 --> 00:57:36,058 And yes, in my day, I bought my love by the hour. 953 00:57:36,130 --> 00:57:38,781 But I do know that what you're doing is not helping. 954 00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:43,132 It's called haunting, hoss. You're causing her pain. 955 00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:46,217 Why do you think we're here? 956 00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:48,531 Why we do what we do? 957 00:57:48,650 --> 00:57:51,335 It's so that Julia can have a world to live in. 958 00:57:51,850 --> 00:57:53,898 And, yeah, that means without you. 959 00:57:54,650 --> 00:57:59,099 She needs to survive you. Meet someone new, maybe have a family. 960 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,336 Because you are not coming back. 961 00:58:03,170 --> 00:58:04,410 Even 962 00:58:04,650 --> 00:58:06,300 The job is all you have now. 963 00:58:06,370 --> 00:58:08,976 Well, we don't have the job anymore. 964 00:58:09,970 --> 00:58:11,574 Nick. 965 00:58:11,730 --> 00:58:13,812 Resolve your crap. Do like me. 966 00:58:13,890 --> 00:58:14,732 Like you? 967 00:58:14,810 --> 00:58:16,619 Yes, emulate my peace. 968 00:58:16,690 --> 00:58:18,818 Your Zen-like calm? 969 00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:21,740 It's taken me a very long time to achieve this state. 970 00:58:21,850 --> 00:58:24,091 You could get there, too, but for your weakness. 971 00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:25,410 You know what? I've had it. 972 00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:29,017 I can't listen to one more self-righteous chestnut out of your mouth. 973 00:58:29,690 --> 00:58:32,773 I don't want to live in your weird past with you. 974 00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:35,251 Speaking of which, those coyotes... 975 00:58:35,530 --> 00:58:36,531 You be careful now. 976 00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:39,261 Those coyotes who ate your bones and crapped out your face? 977 00:58:39,330 --> 00:58:42,618 In that story, the coyotes are the heroes. 978 00:58:42,690 --> 00:58:43,737 Hey- 979 00:58:43,810 --> 00:58:45,972 You may think the Old West was all shits and giggles, 980 00:58:46,050 --> 00:58:48,337 and sarsaparilla and two-cent whores. 981 00:58:48,410 --> 00:58:49,571 It wasn't! 982 00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:51,937 It was smelly, it was violent. 983 00:58:52,010 --> 00:58:54,775 It was ridden with dysentery and no-account lnjuns. 984 00:58:54,850 --> 00:58:58,821 I've had a lot of anger to get past, okay? 985 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,536 And you... 986 00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:03,291 You, Nick, are bringing a lot of shit out 987 00:59:03,370 --> 00:59:07,091 that I've been suppressing for a very long time! 988 00:59:13,210 --> 00:59:15,019 One of them coyotes, 989 00:59:15,690 --> 00:59:17,340 he made love to my skull. 990 00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:21,535 Do you know what that practice is commonly called? 991 00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:23,731 I do. 992 00:59:24,850 --> 00:59:27,330 And I certainly hope he got both eyes, Roy. 993 00:59:34,410 --> 00:59:39,416 ROY: (SINGING) Words, like daggers stab our heart 994 00:59:39,970 --> 00:59:41,859 Boys 995 00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:46,735 Gotta be the better man 996 00:59:47,130 --> 00:59:48,291 The song is called Better Man. 997 00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:49,975 Yeah, I got that. 998 00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:54,260 People, they can break your heart 999 00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:56,739 Boys 1000 00:59:57,730 --> 01:00:01,496 Like no coyote ever can 1001 01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:04,738 Maybe I took things a little too far. 1002 01:00:06,930 --> 01:00:08,455 UMaybeur? 1003 01:00:10,330 --> 01:00:11,775 I'm sorry. 1004 01:00:15,130 --> 01:00:17,610 You ought to take up an instrument, Nick. 1005 01:00:18,130 --> 01:00:20,178 It might be a tuneful way for you 1006 01:00:20,290 --> 01:00:22,372 to spend what may be your last moments. 1007 01:00:26,770 --> 01:00:29,091 You were right about the job, Roy. 1008 01:00:30,410 --> 01:00:31,775 We gotta get back out there. 1009 01:00:32,090 --> 01:00:34,661 "Sus-pen-dato." 1010 01:00:34,930 --> 01:00:37,137 If they want me back, they're gonna have to beg. 1011 01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:39,418 I'm not gonna take this lying down. You? 1012 01:00:40,650 --> 01:00:42,140 Are you gonna sit there and mope? 1013 01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:45,339 Or do you want to help me stop an apocalypse? 1014 01:00:46,490 --> 01:00:48,572 When you put it that way, hell, 1015 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,818 you kind of paint me into a corner. 1016 01:00:50,970 --> 01:00:52,654 I know Hayes is sitting on some of that gold. 1017 01:00:52,810 --> 01:00:54,778 There's no way he's just a bagman. 1018 01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:57,138 Let me ask you something. 1019 01:00:57,370 --> 01:00:59,372 Did he like Indian food? 1020 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,373 He was not a fan. 1021 01:01:01,810 --> 01:01:02,891 But something's bugging me. 1022 01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:06,617 I rode with this guy for five years, I never noticed any kind of 1023 01:01:07,010 --> 01:01:08,500 "soul stank." 1024 01:01:08,890 --> 01:01:13,020 I heard talk of a rare kind of artifact that could mask it. 1025 01:01:13,490 --> 01:01:15,697 Like a spiritual deodorant. 1026 01:01:16,010 --> 01:01:18,695 It would be something he carried with him all the time. 1027 01:01:19,570 --> 01:01:21,698 Like Grandma's Saint Christopher medal. 1028 01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:23,056 ROY: That'd do her. 1029 01:01:27,290 --> 01:01:29,019 Let's go pop the son of a bitch. 1030 01:01:34,850 --> 01:01:36,261 (ACCORDION PLAYS OFF-KEY NOTE) 1031 01:01:49,730 --> 01:01:51,061 Do you know what to do? 1032 01:01:51,210 --> 01:01:53,895 Oh, yeah. I've been waiting a long time for this. 1033 01:01:54,050 --> 01:01:55,814 You've been waiting a long time? 1034 01:01:55,890 --> 01:01:58,336 Do you know how many years Deados have been trying to pull this off? 1035 01:01:58,410 --> 01:01:59,650 Three thousand. 1036 01:01:59,730 --> 01:02:03,371 Not one of those jag-offs could get all that gold together, 1037 01:02:03,570 --> 01:02:05,015 until me. 1038 01:02:05,090 --> 01:02:06,171 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 1039 01:02:06,730 --> 01:02:09,051 R.I.P.D. is not gonna know what hit them. 1040 01:02:09,850 --> 01:02:11,932 Now, go find yourself some trouble. 1041 01:02:12,210 --> 01:02:13,780 My pleasure. 1042 01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:27,257 BOBBY". Hey, Julia. 1043 01:02:27,330 --> 01:02:29,139 Hey. I need to talk to you. 1044 01:02:29,210 --> 01:02:31,133 Something really strange happened to me. 1045 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,331 What's going on? 1046 01:02:33,410 --> 01:02:34,935 I was at the track last night, 1047 01:02:35,010 --> 01:02:37,172 and do you remember that guy at the funeral? 1048 01:02:37,330 --> 01:02:38,491 The little Chinese guy? 1049 01:02:39,090 --> 01:02:40,171 The one who was yelling? 1050 01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,979 Slow down, slow down. Take a deep breath. 1051 01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,654 I don't know. Somehow, I feel like 1052 01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:46,051 it's Nick who's trying to talk to me. 1053 01:02:48,330 --> 01:02:49,570 Okay- 1054 01:02:50,290 --> 01:02:51,974 I know it sounds crazy. 1055 01:02:52,090 --> 01:02:54,252 I know you miss him. I miss him, too. 1056 01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:57,374 I don't think you should be alone right now. 1057 01:02:57,850 --> 01:02:59,614 I'm gonna come pick you up, and I'm gonna take you to lunch 1058 01:02:59,690 --> 01:03:02,170 and we could talk about everything. 1059 01:03:02,530 --> 01:03:03,895 All right? 1060 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:07,771 Okay- 1061 01:03:08,890 --> 01:03:10,221 All right. Thank you for this. 1062 01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:13,010 Absolutely. I'll see you later. 1063 01:03:31,130 --> 01:03:32,700 Take the front. I'll go around back. 1064 01:03:32,770 --> 01:03:34,295 Works for me. 1065 01:03:35,450 --> 01:03:37,134 (WOLF-WHISTLE) 1066 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:51,971 Bobby Hayes? 1067 01:03:52,810 --> 01:03:53,891 Yeah? 1068 01:03:53,970 --> 01:03:56,018 I need to ask you a few questions 1069 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,252 involving a tandoori clay oven. 1070 01:03:58,410 --> 01:04:00,890 Sweetheart, you can ask me anything you want. 1071 01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,341 Make yourself comfortable. 1072 01:04:17,690 --> 01:04:20,011 How about a little drinky-poo? 1073 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:23,216 Sure. I'll wet my beak. 1074 01:04:23,370 --> 01:04:24,701 Coming right up. 1075 01:04:33,490 --> 01:04:35,492 Are you looking for this? 1076 01:04:36,050 --> 01:04:37,700 Nice moves, 1077 01:04:37,810 --> 01:04:38,857 Nick. 1078 01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,410 (LAUGHS) 1079 01:04:40,530 --> 01:04:42,532 Hey, tough look to pull off. 1080 01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:45,657 I'm getting used to it. (CHUCKLING) 1081 01:04:46,050 --> 01:04:47,290 You know, it was just business. 1082 01:04:47,410 --> 01:04:48,696 (COCKS RIFLE) Make a move, please. 1083 01:04:48,770 --> 01:04:49,771 ROY: Easy, Nick. 1084 01:04:51,890 --> 01:04:53,813 "It's late on Ash Wednesday." 1085 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,813 We can skip that part, Roy. 1086 01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:58,900 Take off the Saint Christopher's medal. 1087 01:04:59,570 --> 01:05:00,651 Now. 1088 01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:02,731 Okay- 1089 01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:36,781 Powerful stank. 1090 01:05:38,090 --> 01:05:39,615 Where's the gold, dead man? 1091 01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:40,931 Check the water heater. 1092 01:05:41,770 --> 01:05:43,101 Freaking super cop, here. 1093 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:51,379 ROY: All right, saddle up. 1094 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,979 We're gonna ride you in. 1095 01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:58,537 I know it's wrong, 1096 01:05:58,610 --> 01:06:02,376 but the whole cowboy-talk thing, it's kind of working for me. 1097 01:06:03,690 --> 01:06:04,976 (SIGHS) 1098 01:06:05,330 --> 01:06:06,855 (SIRENS WAILING) 1099 01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,694 What do you got to smile about? 1100 01:06:16,530 --> 01:06:17,895 (sow THUDS) 1101 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:26,373 Hey, how do you like working with this guy? 1102 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,975 He hangs on a little tight to stuff, huh? 1103 01:06:28,410 --> 01:06:30,731 What we got together is none of your damn business. 1104 01:06:30,810 --> 01:06:32,414 Where's the rest of the gold, Hayes? 1105 01:06:32,490 --> 01:06:34,857 See what I mean? He won't let it die. 1106 01:06:36,610 --> 01:06:38,374 Hey, Nick, remember when I got shot? 1107 01:06:38,450 --> 01:06:40,737 I got that medal, and you couldn't believe I pulled through? 1108 01:06:41,010 --> 01:06:42,455 Wild guess, you didn't pull through? 1109 01:06:42,530 --> 01:06:44,339 Get killed by some junkie and go to hell 1110 01:06:44,410 --> 01:06:46,253 becauseltook a little on the side to pay for lap dances? 1111 01:06:46,330 --> 01:06:48,094 No. I don't think so. 1112 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,935 Who gets to make that call? I don't accept it. 1113 01:06:51,010 --> 01:06:52,091 Hey, let me ask you something. 1114 01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:54,411 What do you think eternal punishment is gonna be like, Hayes? 1115 01:06:54,850 --> 01:06:57,581 Hell can kiss my ass. 1116 01:06:57,650 --> 01:06:58,981 I'm staying right here. 1117 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,979 "Lap dancing." 1118 01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:06,934 OFFICER: That's a nice look you got. That's nice, with the face and the hair. 1119 01:07:07,010 --> 01:07:08,421 All right, sit down. 1120 01:07:15,210 --> 01:07:16,939 Hey. You might want to book that gold 1121 01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:18,854 before your partner gets his hands on it. 1122 01:07:18,970 --> 01:07:20,051 What's this? 1123 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,450 That's personal. 1124 01:07:21,530 --> 01:07:23,134 Then it gets booked, 1125 01:07:23,530 --> 01:07:26,818 along with this gold that I brought in. 1126 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:32,212 That's right, doll face. Despite my chicken-shit suspension. 1127 01:07:32,370 --> 01:07:34,737 I'm available for a tutorial-type thing, 1128 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:37,137 if you or the guys want a few tips. 1129 01:07:37,210 --> 01:07:39,975 Maybe get yourselves up near my level. 1130 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:41,734 Why did I have to love you? 1131 01:07:41,810 --> 01:07:43,300 We had a beautiful moment in time. 1132 01:07:43,410 --> 01:07:44,900 Catastrophic mistake. 1133 01:07:44,970 --> 01:07:47,735 Run it down, but you felt what you felt. 1134 01:07:48,410 --> 01:07:49,536 Take a seat. 1135 01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:51,051 This is good, it's gonna help me 1136 01:07:51,130 --> 01:07:52,700 getover the shot-in-the-face thing. 1137 01:07:56,730 --> 01:08:00,576 Whatever is waiting for you on the other side is gonna be bad. 1138 01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:02,175 Don't worry, it's only forever. 1139 01:08:09,290 --> 01:08:10,860 ROY: Stash this gold with the rest of it. 1140 01:08:10,930 --> 01:08:12,216 And here. 1141 01:08:12,770 --> 01:08:15,341 Hey, we just booked something just like this. 1142 01:08:15,410 --> 01:08:17,253 It's in the basket over there. 1143 01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:23,011 You're gonna need to fill out another form. 1144 01:08:23,090 --> 01:08:26,856 I'd love to. I've got nothing else better to do. 1145 01:08:32,770 --> 01:08:35,057 There's one decent thing about being a Deado, right? 1146 01:08:35,170 --> 01:08:36,331 Mmm-hmm. 1147 01:08:36,410 --> 01:08:38,890 We can't hear certain frequencies so well. 1148 01:08:39,690 --> 01:08:40,816 (DEADOS CHUCKLE) 1149 01:08:44,130 --> 01:08:45,131 Roy! 1150 01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:51,099 (YELLING) 1151 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:52,651 (ROY GROANS) 1152 01:08:54,450 --> 01:08:56,339 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1153 01:09:03,290 --> 01:09:04,337 Come on, Nicky. 1154 01:09:04,450 --> 01:09:05,975 You thought I'd let you bring me here 1155 01:09:06,130 --> 01:09:07,734 if I didn't want to be here all along? 1156 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,141 Isn't this thing sweet? 1157 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:11,577 It freezes you guys up, does nothing to us. 1158 01:09:11,650 --> 01:09:13,732 They got one of these artifacts for everything. 1159 01:09:13,810 --> 01:09:14,936 (GROANING) 1160 01:09:15,010 --> 01:09:17,490 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1161 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,971 Go, go, go! Come on! 1162 01:09:20,450 --> 01:09:23,056 Get the gold. Take everything! 1163 01:09:25,570 --> 01:09:26,731 MALE DEADOI It's all there? 1164 01:09:26,810 --> 01:09:27,936 Uh-huh. 1165 01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:29,291 Catch! 1166 01:09:29,370 --> 01:09:31,338 Fill up all these hands. Come on! 1167 01:09:33,850 --> 01:09:35,614 Let's go! Let's go! 1168 01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:48,770 What's up? 1169 01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:51,861 MALE DEADO 1: Peace. 1170 01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,376 MALE DEADO 21 Flush it. 1171 01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:05,020 No! The gold! 1172 01:10:07,050 --> 01:10:08,415 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1173 01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:11,381 Here, boss. 1174 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:12,737 I got it all. 1175 01:10:13,010 --> 01:10:14,421 I'm on it. 1176 01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:16,934 Daddy's got gold! 1177 01:10:17,010 --> 01:10:19,490 Let's build it, boys! 1178 01:10:29,210 --> 01:10:30,575 (ALL GRUNTING) 1179 01:10:53,410 --> 01:10:54,741 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1180 01:11:03,930 --> 01:11:05,534 Yeah! 1181 01:11:05,810 --> 01:11:07,141 0h. yeah! 1182 01:11:11,090 --> 01:11:12,251 (LAUGHING) 1183 01:11:12,370 --> 01:11:13,974 (GRUNTING) 1184 01:11:14,690 --> 01:11:16,533 Damn it! It's jammed up. 1185 01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:22,621 (GRUNTING) 1186 01:11:24,770 --> 01:11:27,614 Just like Main Street, Dodge City. 1187 01:11:28,130 --> 01:11:29,814 Them dudes, 1188 01:11:29,930 --> 01:11:32,092 they picked the wrong venue to make a stand. 1189 01:11:36,450 --> 01:11:38,418 I invented this shit. 1190 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,291 (GRUNTING) 1191 01:11:44,370 --> 01:11:45,371 Hot! 1192 01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:59,734 I fixed it! Yeah! Phew! 1193 01:12:03,650 --> 01:12:05,334 (CRACKING) 1194 01:12:07,330 --> 01:12:08,661 Go time! 1195 01:12:14,490 --> 01:12:17,573 Let's learn you a few things about Old West fighting. 1196 01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:18,936 First, 1197 01:12:20,290 --> 01:12:22,338 only a novice hides in a church steeple. 1198 01:12:22,410 --> 01:12:24,572 It's the first place I'm gonna look. 1199 01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:26,931 Second place, hotel window, every time. 1200 01:12:28,450 --> 01:12:29,531 Hmm. 1201 01:12:30,690 --> 01:12:33,011 I guess there's only one novice in their crew. 1202 01:12:36,010 --> 01:12:38,217 Sometimes, the window guy is on the roof. 1203 01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:59,052 I haven't seen that before. 1204 01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:02,180 Must be the massive destruction Proctor was talking about. 1205 01:13:02,810 --> 01:13:04,096 ROY: Saddle up! 1206 01:13:07,210 --> 01:13:08,211 MALE OFFICER: Hey, Julia. 1207 01:13:08,570 --> 01:13:10,299 Hayes sent us to give you a lift. 1208 01:13:11,370 --> 01:13:13,213 Guys, I can still drive. 1209 01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:14,701 It's pretty hairy out there. 1210 01:13:15,050 --> 01:13:16,973 He's just worried about you. 1211 01:13:27,530 --> 01:13:29,180 Close it up. 1212 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:31,173 All right. Lock it up. 1213 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:33,776 Nobody gets through to the Commonwealth building. 1214 01:13:33,850 --> 01:13:35,340 Nobody! 1215 01:13:35,410 --> 01:13:36,775 (GRUNTING) 1216 01:13:47,570 --> 01:13:48,901 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1217 01:13:55,050 --> 01:13:57,337 Looks like the big one is flghtover the Commonwealth building. 1218 01:13:57,450 --> 01:13:58,531 That's where he'll be headed. 1219 01:13:58,610 --> 01:13:59,975 Yeah. Good read. 1220 01:14:00,930 --> 01:14:02,659 You're agreeing with me? That's weird. 1221 01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:04,933 Yeah. Feels strange. 1222 01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:07,935 Kind of tingly. 1223 01:14:16,770 --> 01:14:18,499 Deados on wheels. 1224 01:14:18,570 --> 01:14:19,696 That's disappointing. 1225 01:14:19,770 --> 01:14:21,534 I was hoping to get a little break here. 1226 01:14:21,610 --> 01:14:22,816 (CAR HORN HONKING) 1227 01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:44,980 Make it go away, Nick! 1228 01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:01,650 I got it. 1229 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:08,935 Holy shit! 1230 01:15:11,810 --> 01:15:13,699 (ROY SCREAMING) 1231 01:15:14,170 --> 01:15:15,615 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1232 01:15:32,290 --> 01:15:33,416 (LAUGHS) 1233 01:15:33,810 --> 01:15:36,416 That actually scared the shit out of me. 1234 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:37,616 BOBBY: Get the gold up top. 1235 01:15:37,690 --> 01:15:40,170 I gotta wait for the final piece. 1236 01:15:52,850 --> 01:15:53,817 Hey. Are you okay? 1237 01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:54,891 What the hell is going on? 1238 01:15:54,970 --> 01:15:57,132 Lots going on. I'm glad you're here with me. 1239 01:15:57,210 --> 01:15:58,416 We need to get inside. 1240 01:15:58,650 --> 01:16:00,493 Listen. There's something I should tell you. 1241 01:16:00,570 --> 01:16:02,060 It's something I've been hiding. 1242 01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:03,416 Bobby, I think it can wait. 1243 01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:05,254 And it might seem a little weird. 1244 01:16:05,370 --> 01:16:07,976 But I think you should just try to keep an open mind, 1245 01:16:08,050 --> 01:16:10,417 and not judge right away, okay? 1246 01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:13,096 (SNORTS) 1247 01:16:13,490 --> 01:16:14,730 (GRUNTS) 1248 01:16:20,330 --> 01:16:21,536 (GASPS) 1249 01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:23,011 Oh-ho! 1250 01:16:23,610 --> 01:16:24,691 Eh? 1251 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,251 (SCREAMING) 1252 01:16:27,490 --> 01:16:30,653 FEMALE REPORTER: Skycam 4 is on the scene with continuing coverage. 1253 01:16:30,770 --> 01:16:32,613 MALE REPORTER: We are looking down on the Commonwealth building 1254 01:16:32,730 --> 01:16:35,336 which is swarming with, there's really no other way to say this, 1255 01:16:35,410 --> 01:16:36,457 monsters. 1256 01:16:36,530 --> 01:16:38,453 I urge everyone to stay inside until this situation... 1257 01:16:38,570 --> 01:16:39,731 Dave! 1258 01:16:45,610 --> 01:16:46,771 Wicked. 1259 01:16:49,570 --> 01:16:51,060 Looks like they built a barricade. 1260 01:16:54,490 --> 01:16:55,821 (YELLING) 1261 01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:57,895 And there's Fat Elvis. 1262 01:16:58,610 --> 01:17:00,135 Hit him in the jiggly. 1263 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,652 Whoa! 1264 01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:11,619 Hi! Whoa! 1265 01:17:17,810 --> 01:17:18,811 (GROANS) 1266 01:17:18,890 --> 01:17:20,016 Not 'oath.! 1267 01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:23,011 MY door! 1268 01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:25,131 Can't shake me! 1269 01:17:25,810 --> 01:17:27,699 Still here, dicks! 1270 01:17:28,650 --> 01:17:29,731 Oh. 1271 01:17:30,130 --> 01:17:31,495 (GRUNTING) 1272 01:17:32,610 --> 01:17:33,736 BOTH: Relax body. 1273 01:17:36,170 --> 01:17:37,376 (GRUNTING) 1274 01:17:38,410 --> 01:17:39,457 Death. 1275 01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:46,297 ROY: I hope they have an elevator. 1276 01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:52,496 Oh, shit. 1277 01:17:58,490 --> 01:18:01,937 Reverse the tunnel, the dead come pouring back. 1278 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:03,819 We stay here forever. 1279 01:18:05,050 --> 01:18:06,893 Kind of a high-five moment. 1280 01:18:07,970 --> 01:18:11,736 All we gotta do is fire up this bad boy. 1281 01:18:21,610 --> 01:18:22,691 Yeah! 1282 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:24,537 Okay- 1283 01:18:26,210 --> 01:18:29,054 This is where it gets a little uncomfortable. 1284 01:18:29,210 --> 01:18:32,214 There's no great way to say this, so I'll just say it. 1285 01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:35,214 These ancient things, they often involve an element of, 1286 01:18:35,290 --> 01:18:36,940 I don't want to say "human sacrifice," 1287 01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:38,136 but human sacrifice. 1288 01:18:38,210 --> 01:18:40,372 I'll jump before you can even touch me. 1289 01:18:41,170 --> 01:18:43,457 Julia, come on. Be cool. 1290 01:18:44,050 --> 01:18:46,860 This is an honor. I'm trusting you with the heavy shit. 1291 01:18:56,250 --> 01:18:57,376 Julia! 1292 01:18:57,730 --> 01:18:59,619 Oh-ho! Just in time. 1293 01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:01,141 Bobby! Don't! 1294 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:04,411 (GROANING) 1295 01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:07,251 No! 1296 01:19:45,690 --> 01:19:46,896 Move! 1297 01:19:51,810 --> 01:19:53,096 (GUNS cucmwe) 1298 01:19:55,650 --> 01:19:56,731 Nice shot. 1299 01:19:58,970 --> 01:20:01,450 I'm gonna go get Julia. You take care of the Staff. 1300 01:20:02,050 --> 01:20:03,973 That golden pecker is coming down. 1301 01:20:05,330 --> 01:20:06,377 You frosty? 1302 01:20:07,090 --> 01:20:08,819 Icy hot, partner. 1303 01:20:38,410 --> 01:20:39,650 (GRUNTING) 1304 01:20:51,850 --> 01:20:52,976 (CLICKS) 1305 01:20:54,290 --> 01:20:55,451 What now, Nick? 1306 01:21:03,890 --> 01:21:05,813 You know, it didn't have to be Julia, 1307 01:21:05,890 --> 01:21:08,655 but I just couldn't resist bringing it full circle. 1308 01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:11,051 Come on. It's good, right? 1309 01:21:12,850 --> 01:21:14,056 (GRUNTING) 1310 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:22,291 Ow! 1311 01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:25,815 Get over here! 1312 01:21:25,890 --> 01:21:27,335 (GRUNTING) 1313 01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:30,375 How's it coming, Roy? 1314 01:21:30,570 --> 01:21:32,618 It's harder than it looks! 1315 01:21:41,930 --> 01:21:43,056 (YELLING) 1316 01:21:44,010 --> 01:21:45,819 Killing you never gets old, Nicky. 1317 01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:48,297 Any time now! 1318 01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:49,975 I hear you! 1319 01:21:52,730 --> 01:21:54,619 NICK: Come on, Roy! 1320 01:21:55,170 --> 01:21:56,820 Do some cowboy stuff! 1321 01:22:10,930 --> 01:22:12,375 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1322 01:22:16,530 --> 01:22:17,770 Please! 1323 01:22:17,930 --> 01:22:18,931 Roy! 1324 01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:21,775 (GRUNTING) 1325 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:27,696 There it is. 1326 01:22:29,410 --> 01:22:30,457 (GROANS) 1327 01:22:32,810 --> 01:22:33,811 No. 1328 01:22:34,170 --> 01:22:35,774 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1329 01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,416 (COCKS) 1330 01:22:52,170 --> 01:22:53,501 Well, partner. 1331 01:22:55,970 --> 01:22:57,859 I have a new partner. 1332 01:23:05,570 --> 01:23:06,901 (GASPING) 1333 01:23:07,610 --> 01:23:08,816 (EXHALING) 1334 01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:22,856 (GASPS) 1335 01:23:54,490 --> 01:23:56,060 I missed you. 1336 01:23:58,210 --> 01:24:00,417 I missed you so much. 1337 01:24:05,050 --> 01:24:07,371 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1338 01:24:07,530 --> 01:24:10,374 It's okay, you're back with me now. 1339 01:24:11,730 --> 01:24:13,334 That's all I wanted. 1340 01:24:14,730 --> 01:24:16,300 But not like this. 1341 01:24:18,570 --> 01:24:22,575 Julia, you gotta live your life, 1342 01:24:24,050 --> 01:24:25,176 without me. 1343 01:24:27,730 --> 01:24:29,892 I don't want to say goodbye. 1344 01:24:31,970 --> 01:24:33,734 You can't stay here. 1345 01:24:35,850 --> 01:24:37,693 It's okay. 1346 01:24:40,490 --> 01:24:41,537 Go. 1347 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:44,660 I will always love you. 1348 01:24:47,890 --> 01:24:48,891 Goodbye. 1349 01:24:49,370 --> 01:24:50,451 (GASPS) 1350 01:24:50,530 --> 01:24:51,895 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 1351 01:25:09,610 --> 01:25:11,100 She's gonna be okay. 1352 01:25:11,170 --> 01:25:12,171 Thank you. 1353 01:25:12,290 --> 01:25:13,974 You owe me for that. 1354 01:25:19,410 --> 01:25:20,491 Let's settle up. 1355 01:25:20,570 --> 01:25:21,696 Sure. 1356 01:25:21,770 --> 01:25:24,057 I would like to be allowed to design my own medal. 1357 01:25:24,130 --> 01:25:25,131 Not so fast. 1358 01:25:25,450 --> 01:25:27,100 The Eternals went ahead and had 1359 01:25:27,210 --> 01:25:28,780 your disciplinary hearing without you. 1360 01:25:29,170 --> 01:25:30,934 While we were saving the world? 1361 01:25:31,010 --> 01:25:34,253 Nick, as a new recruit, you've been let off with a warning. 1362 01:25:34,330 --> 01:25:35,616 Reasonable. 1363 01:25:35,810 --> 01:25:37,653 Roy, as punishment... "Punishment"? 1364 01:25:37,930 --> 01:25:41,059 Yes. Fifty-three more years have been added to your term. 1365 01:25:41,130 --> 01:25:42,256 Fifty-three years? 1366 01:25:42,370 --> 01:25:43,531 That's a lot. 1367 01:25:43,610 --> 01:25:46,580 This is honky-tonk bullshit. 1368 01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:49,620 You just like having me around, don't you, Mildred? 1369 01:25:58,770 --> 01:25:59,976 My hat. 1370 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,730 (LAUGHS) 1371 01:26:03,050 --> 01:26:04,495 You went off and found it? 1372 01:26:09,170 --> 01:26:12,174 I guess I could've bought you flowers once or twice. 1373 01:26:19,730 --> 01:26:21,175 I like violets. 1374 01:26:31,530 --> 01:26:33,737 She "billy goat-ed" me. 1375 01:26:33,810 --> 01:26:35,938 It's something we used to do. 1376 01:26:38,330 --> 01:26:41,891 Why she covers up them ankles with them damn white boots 1377 01:26:42,370 --> 01:26:43,781 I'll never understand. 1378 01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:45,454 Fifty-three more years, huh? 1379 01:26:45,530 --> 01:26:48,818 Well, I still got some things to work on. 1380 01:26:48,930 --> 01:26:51,376 Hell, this is the third time I've been extended. 1381 01:26:51,930 --> 01:26:54,581 Oh, say, I got you something. 1382 01:26:56,050 --> 01:26:57,051 What's this? 1383 01:26:57,530 --> 01:26:59,976 I knew you weren't happy with Grandpa Chen, 1384 01:27:00,050 --> 01:27:03,896 so I pulled a few strings, got you some new ID. 1385 01:27:05,730 --> 01:27:08,859 Thank you. Thank you, Roy. I mean that. 1386 01:27:09,450 --> 01:27:10,576 This is great. 1387 01:27:12,050 --> 01:27:13,700 Oh, you gotta be shitting me. 1388 01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:17,093 I did what I could. Inventory is what it is. 1389 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,657 You thought this was an improvement? (CHUCKLES)